We began the month with my youngest daughter uttering these words, “and . . . Canada!”

Little did I know that our friend (and Canadian) Clayton Imoo would be petitioning his government to make citizenship up north much more available.

I woke up yesterday morning and still felt like a US citizen, but one can never be too sure! Clay, if you knew how often I woke up in a cold sweat with nightmares like this video . . . well, needless to say, I’ve laid off the late night pizzas!

Meanwhile, there seems to be dissension in the ranks of the April Fools over NHL playoffs – -  geesh, artists!  Get your updates here on this scandal! Personally, I’m cheering for the Canucks and hoping for a keytar version of what potentially might be my new national anthem.